Chastity
Lock me up and throw away the key.
No, not really,
I need to fuck you
to stop you fucking me.
Temperance
Jesus Christ!
Exercise
some restraint.
For fucksake!
Charity
Charity?!
I’ll give you this much for free
minus expenses, tax deductibility
and my fee!
Diligence
I’m not saying anything about diligence…
Patience
Patience is a virtue
I haven’t got time for.
I’m too busy waiting to see
What’ll happen.
Kindness
I’ve only ever heard of
tough love.
It’s cruel
but fuck-off is it kind!
Humility
Your mistakes, made for you,
simple in shape and thought,
I know a sin’s a thing that’s not in-the-doing
but in the act of getting caught.
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© Greg Fiddament