Lock me up and throw away the key.
No, not really,
I need to fuck you
to stop you fucking me.
I’ll give you this much for free
minus expenses, tax deductibility
and my fee!
I’m not saying anything about diligence…
Patience is a virtue
I haven’t got time for.
I’m too busy waiting to see
I’ve only ever heard of
but fuck-off is it kind!
Your mistakes, made for you,
simple in shape and thought,
I know a sin’s a thing that’s not in-the-doing
but in the act of getting caught.
© Greg Fiddament