The Queen’s Jubillegal

 

Animal Control & TellTails Present: ‘THE QUEENS JUBILLEGAL”

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    Why should the Queen CONSISTENTLY have all the fun?? She shouldn’t. At least that’s what we at Animal Control believe and so we’ve decide to do something about it… Welcome ‘The Queens Jubillegal’ everybody. London’s only EVERYBODY GET INVOLVED flotilla.

    On Saturday 2nd June scores of revellers will descend upon the Regents Canal with all manner of flotation devices. Dinghies, rafts, canoes, kayaks, lilos, bathtubs, pedalos, rubber rings, rubber ducks, you name it. If it floats, we want it. The idea is to get IN, ON and AROUND the canal as much as possible in a booming procession of absolute raucous nonsense. NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, COME, BRING SOMETHING FLOATY, BRING SOME BOOZE, BRING SOME MATES AND GET INVOLVED!This is for everyone. No registration required.

    LETS MAKE THIS THE MOST MASSIVE FLOATING PARTY LONDON HAS EVER SEEN.

    POST POST POST THIS EVERYWHERE, INVITE ALL YOUR FRIENDS TO IT. DO IT NOW. SHARE IT ON YOUR FACEBOOK PAGE, IT’S TOTALLY FREE AND WE WANT TO MAKE IT MASSIVE.

    Sailors are asked to name and theme their vessel and post here on the event wall so we can truly begin amassing THE WONKIEST FLOTILLA LONDON HAS EVER SEEN.

    ++++++++++++++THE PLAN+++++++++++++

    Around Midday on the morning of the 2nd we will meet somewhere near Union Wharf in Islington (exact location to be released closer to the date}.

    All crafts will take to the canal in the proper order with the lead boat (complete with on board soundsystem and giant Queens head} at the front.

    (The Queen’s head is being crowd-funded now! Please pledge a contribution at: www.spacehive.com/head )

    We will slowly paddle, pedal, swim and splash our way along the Regents Canal partying, singing, whooping and laughing until we reach Broadway Market.

    Once at the lock we will gather together and celebrate the 60 years of our monarch by having a jolly good dance to some tunes supplied by the lovely people of Glade festival.

    After dancing and raving in the the sunshine we shall retire as it begins to get dark to a very exclusive secret venue for an all night after-party until the next day when the actual Queen is ready to try and top us. All of this sponsored by the lovely people at www.telltails.co.uk

    Sounds fun doesn’t it??

    The dress code is the Queen and her Minions.

    Themed boats are welcomed and have a better chance of gaining a higher placement in the procession.

    This party will grow organically over the coming weeks and we are currently in talks with some HUGE collaborations so keep your eyes peeled for announcements.

    THE WORD IS JUBILLEGAL

    NOW GO AND SPREAD THE WORD.

    Animal Control. x

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    Recommended boats:

    http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/INTEX-EXCURSION-4-BOAT-SET-OARS-124-x-65-x-17-4-person-880lb-capacity-/140653013233?pt=UK_Sporting_Goods_Sailing_Boats_ET&hash=item20bf92a8f1#ht_2818wt_954

     


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