Unpopular Tory Election Victory Sparks Downing Street Riots

Ethan b


Riots 2015There were large riots outside No.10 and other government buildings after the Conservatives won last week’s general election. It is thought members of the 90% of the UK population that did not vote for them were responsible for the riot eager to show the mounting antipathy towards the Tories across the country.

A hooded young man who did not want to give his name hurled a Molotov cocktail and shouted through a scarf covering his face, ‘UKIP got 3.8 million votes and one seat in the House of Commons. The Tories got 11.2 million votes and 331 seats. The election result is wrong by 3310%. That bastard Cameron is always gobbing off about how he wants young people to get involved with politics. This is how we roll! Fuck the system!’

Lord Gordon Heinz Braithwaite, landowner, Conservative donor, Tory party activist, and close friend of David Cameron, George Osborne and Boris Johnson (and the 331 other Tory MP’s and their families) sneered from his Range Rover, ‘There’s nothing wrong with a voting system that has put us in power so many times. Now my business associates and I are sitting around the UK’s tax revenue waiting for Dave to dish it out to us like a bunch of slavering hyenas circling a gazelle’s rotting corpse. But its not all fun and games. These rioting vermin must be stopped at any cost. That is why we are passing new laws immediately banning demonstrations of any kind which includes absurd new internet ‘hate’ legislation.’

The Conservatives are also planning to ban strike action demanding that 40% of all available union members must vote to authenticate a ballot (30% more than the Tories got themselves in the election). It seems that in their efforts to stifle descent they will actually guarantee it.

A man passing by the riot said, ‘I used to think that it was a bit strong when Johnny Rotten said, ‘God save the Queen. It’s a fascist regime!’ But you have to admit after the fraudulent election shenanigans, the sickening double standards, these new laws on decent and the constant hypocrisy of this self-serving, inherently corrupt bunch of corporate wankers I think that old Johnny’s got a point. Now where’s that hooded young man? He can give me one of those Molotov cocktails so I can get involved in some real politics.’

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Ethan Harrison is the republisher of http://illuminatihunter.com/ and has his own blog The Stuffing-it-to-’em Post@Blogspot.com


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2 Responses to Unpopular Tory Election Victory Sparks Downing Street Riots

  1. Terry Walsh says:

    WHEN THERE’S NO FUTURE , HOW CAN THERE BE SIN?
    WE’RE THE FLOWERS..IN THE DUSTBIN
    WE’RE THE POISON IN THE HUMAN MACHINE
    WE’RE THE FUTURE , YOUR FUTURE.”……………Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?

    Absolutely the most prophetic and truthful words ever put to a political song…..’GOD SAVE THE QUEEN’
    Its amazing how we have fallen right into this nightmare but i have to give some very begrudging disrespect to the way this has actually been planned and executed…and over such a long, long time…….bit by bit the establishments around the world have been infiltrated with various breeds of ‘Cunt’ …they have nutmeg’d the bandy fat bastard senior officials of the police, government, education, etc…add to that a total media blockage of the real truth , the real news. From , such favourites as the BBC , a true friend to child molesters….ITV,C4, SKY or anywhere owned by Mr Mur-diddly-urdock……

    So much going on to threaten us scruffy fuckers, and our vermin children rug rats, who by the way ‘ARE THE FUTURE,..YOUR FUTURE”….. yet there are millions of people in various states of ignorance…people who are friends and family…..that will not attempt in any way to prove wrong the warnings given to them by the few who have been uncovering one thing after another, that to me at least…its totally mindblowing….i am shite at warning anybody because my mouth starts to resemble klunk from Dick-dastardly & catch the pigeon….”bREEP.ooowww,hoooooob, phaaaaarp,shrill pheeeep,wanker ”

    I am so fucking scared for my children and all children….i mean that’s not even mentioning the ‘jolly free for all’ that a large number of mp’s, entertainers, and the like have had , with mostly little boys bottoms, and to extremes…..notably ”Edward..let me die before telling them – Heath” former prime minister & former paedophile ,gay child abusing murderer….
    i get dates and exactly how many involved wrong.., i get offences mixed up with others and certain facts that dont really take away the truth of the whole thing….but its not neat , i know……if some drastic ‘Wilhelm keine kumpel’ gets a hard on from discovering and pointing out these errors , i shall be happy to also point out that he may do well by not throwing one off and splashing his fat whilst using the keyboard…..sticky situation – end of!
    PLEASE…IF UP TO NOW YOU HAVE LABELLED ALL YOU HAVE HEARD AS ”CONSPIRACY THEORIES” TRY AND GET YOUR HEAD INTO RESEARCH MODE …..CHECK FOR YOURSELF ON LINE, THEN TRY AND CALL IT A ‘THEORY” …TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE…

  2. Editor says:

    Well said Terry. I admire your passion and conviction!

    Sometimes today’s conspiracy theories are tomorrow’s front pages. Just one example, if it had been left to the mainstream media and Government and official bodies ruling this country, we would have never heard of the atrocities of Jimmy Savile’s 60 year reign of terror. This was a purely alternative media, ‘conspiracy theory’ driven initiative which was shot down in flames all the way, only to be proven to be one of the greatest crimes in British history. Only unrelenting pressure over five years from this sector made the British media finally sit up and take notice, as it is with the various other paedophile investigations currently set before Parliament.

    Also, interesting that former UK policy chief Steve Hilton, advisor to Cameron, is in the press today saying this country is led by an exclusive boys club, no matter who gets into Government, and what a danger to democracy it is. Not just conspiracy theories then.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3085342/Stop-listening-insular-ruling-elite-help-poor-Cameron-s-ex-guru-Steve-Hilton-warns-Tory-PM.html#ixzz3aTQg02SH

    People should stop shooting the messenger. The time has come to heed the research of such people who have not taken the mainstream media as their one and only source of information and have looked deeper into the mechanisations of how this planet is run, often with a deeply dark, sinister agenda. Why would we suffer such persecution to be ridiculed and crucified as ‘conspiracy theorists’? Just because we are mature and intelligent enough to want the truth and distrust what we instinctively feel is a crock of lies? Even the mainstream media are starting to wake up. About time the British public did too.

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