Hey God, er Jehovah, uh Yahweh, Elohim, El Elyon, Adonai, whatever… I gotta say you really know how to build walls. This Wailing Wall of yours is a beauty. I gotta proposition for you. If you’ll help me wall off the Mexicans like the Jews walled off the Palestinians here in East Jerusalem, I promise to open my new embassy right here in the bosom of Abraham. What do you say, eh? We could be partners. We could put a hotel right next to it — call it Trump Temple — put a mock up of the Ark of the Covenant in the lobby — and some cherubim — all gold leaf, high quality, real class! What do you say? Then we could build a Trump Golf Course in the occupied territory, you know, for those illegal Jewish settlements. Do you guys play golf? What do you say? Have we gotta deal?