and folding the cardboard in
the tinfoil the used microwave
cling film the coke bottles
that you can’t get the lid off
that I recon Jamie Oliver had
a hand in to fuck your head up
fuck I hate Jamie Oliver and
all the other do gooder right on
sons of bitches that try to
control your fucking life all
the password inventing captcha fuck
wits the login information junkies
the ‘accept cookies’ wank bags
all of those cunts that turned
beauty and freedom into a toilet
of adverts and meaningless
lifeless inane vacuous shight
and now I can’t even just stuff
the recycling into one fucking bin
coz of Jamie fucking Oliver
and all the other fuck wit
control freaks
.
James McLaughlin
.