Frank Zappa had a great moustache,
probably tickled twats from Timbuktu
to Tacoma. Range is the sign of a man
that has become more – leaving behind
those boxy trading card thumpers,
lurching out of the peckish mire.
–About that card you sent last week by post,
I hope your measles are but a spot on the record.
And no, I do not think your children are ugly,
though you could stop dressing them like
matching telephone poles. And who the hell
names their kid Tungsten, anyways?
This waving practitioner
would like to know.
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Ryan Quinn Flanagan
Picture Nick Victor
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