► bart plantenga
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Sea breeze wafted up to the smell of the beloved Mark Antony and he was preparing for her meeting …
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Here is our ordering information and also a small gift
for you of your beloved author Thomas Pynchon.
bart plantenga is the author of novels, Radio Activity Kills, & Ocean GroOve, The Drag Queen & The Flood, short story collections Wiggling Wishbone & The Confusion Spandex, novella Spermatagonia: The Isle of Man & memoirs: Paris Scratch & NY Sin Phoney in Face Flat Minor. He’s a founding member of NYC writer group, The Unbearables. His books YODEL-AY-EE-OOOO: The Secret History of Yodeling Around the World & Yodel in HiFi & CD Rough Guide to Yodel have created a misunderstanding that he’s the world’s foremost yodel expert. He produces the podcasts: Dig•Scape & iMMERSE! & as a DJ has produced Wreck This Mess in NYC, Paris & Amsterdam since forever. He is a regular contributor to The International Times. His most recent work appeared in LIT Magazine on squatting & abandoned architecture. Autonomedia will publish his novel BEER MYSTIC in late 2026.