How Bizarre

Future King is on Graham Norton Show 
giving fellow guests good bants

Prime Minister is on Celebrity Gogglebox 
giving the North a nod every chance

Future King flips Care Worker from 
Red Chair, her story he finds pants

PM and bezzie mate sup pints and 
rank their fave bar snacks

Future King shines light on Earth 

shot Prize and royally charms his fans

PM joins Stand Up To Cancer
unapologetic in his light-hearted stand

Government just launched “Be Ready”:
cyber attacks, black-outs, war on our hands!

Brits panic-buy water, wind-up radios, stockpile food in cans…

In other news, a pre-budget tease designed to help ease global war-fuelled cost of living demands:

government plans to slash the price of gherkins…
 
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@ Susan Evans
Photo credit: Emma Bailey
 
 
 
Susan Evans is a socially engaged spoken word artist, educator and campaigner. straddling stage and page she is featured in a variety of publications. She hails from working-class, multi-cultural East London, and lives and writes in her spiritual home of Brighton, Sussex UK.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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