Joy at work asked me if I’d ever had sex with
a woman No I said I think perhaps it crossed my
mind once but only once and never again She said
if I ever fancied the idea to let her know I said
Yeah OK I’ll think about it and maybe let you know
But I’m not going to think about it and if I did think
about it it wouldn’t be with Joy What I’m thinking
about is a recipe I saw in yesterday’s newspaper
It looked really tasty It was for rhubarb crumble
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C.J. Driscoll
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