Andrew Mountbatten Windsor
remains a Vice Admiral
(without irony) in the Navy.
Honorary, but nevertheless, it’s
something he can call himself when
he rings your number by mistake
and asks to see your daughter. Who
wouldn’t want their youngest child
to meet a former Royal who served
his country in manifold ways
and played golf on every continent?
I knew someone approached by him
in Annabel’s, the night club, and she
said he seemed well creepy. But she
probably said the same of me
and my golfing game is terrible.
The most I’ve done is pitch and putt.
A little bit of crazy.
Occasionally bondage (consensual)
.
Steven Taylor
.