LAST MINUTE GIFT GUIDE
This year I was officially diagnosed as having ADHD, which replaces my previous self-diagnosis
of fuckhead. So I know what its like to leave everything to the last minute, whether it’s getting last
minute xmas gifts, or writing a last minute mailing list to tell my mailing list subscribers about the
last minute gifts they can get.
Here’s my posting deadline to get stuff in time for Xmas 2025:
MON 22nd DEC – PLEASE SELECT 1ST CLASS TRACKED OR SPECIAL DELIVERY.
If you opt for second class mail it will not arrive before Xmas.
SHOP CLOSES 22ND @ 16:30 – ORDERS MADE AFTER THAT WILL BE SENT FROM 5th JAN 2026
US EMPIRE MAP
Unfortunately the US Empire map I made this year has become timely again, with Trump amassing forces to attack Venezuela
in order to simultaneously pillage their natural esources and distract from the release of the Epstein files.
I have signed, limited edition prints of this map, from A3 up to A1 size. Available here.
Also for anyone looking for a smaller/cheaper print size, I have an edition of A5 prints of The Ocean is a Gender Neutral Toilet.
Also Jesus Christ Van Hire prints!
See my full range of limited edition signed prints here!
ENAMEL BADGES
This is my full range of enamel badges which make great little gifts. This version of the Horny
badge is currently out of stock, but there is a misprinted version at a cheaper price.
I’ve made a listing for some of the FAKE hologram stickers I made for the ChatGPT balls. They’re more expensive than my regular stickers but that’s how you know that its an authentic fake sticker.
They come inside a mini presentation drug bag.
I also made these stickers for any tool or appliance that could benefit from a reminder that ‘righty tighty, lefty loosey’ after hearing the Spanish version of the same saying: “la derecha oprime y la izquierda libera”
For the manly men in your life these FOR
MEN stickers are perfect for them to add to
any nice smelling or pink coloured objects
they own.
I made some functional scratchcards this year. You buy them for twenty pounds, scratch them off and you can win a refund of anything from zero all the way up to twenty pounds. Every card is has a randomised set of losing numbers.
My Jigsaw Jigsaws are close to finally selling out, this will be the final batch as its very much a
lockdown nightmare product this.
FOUR SLIGHTLY DAMAGED CHAT GPT 8 BALLS
I have four ChatGPT balls with damaged boxes that I’ve added to my shop at a discount. These are deliverable before Xmas, so if a pristine box isn’t important for as a gift, you can order here while stocks last. Otherwise I will be sending out the next batch when they arrive in January.
In other slightly off-stock news, this batch of Horny badges came back a bit wrong so I’m doing them for 3 quid each. (Normally they don’t have the inside of the text filled with yellow)
I’m also doing a sale on my HELL and ACAB hoodies until the end of the year. They’re 20% off. I’m also doing 25% off my Tory is a Feeling t-shirts (which comes with an optional Labour rosette to update the design to be about Red Tories)
And I still have some I Am Become Plastic and God Will Not Save the King t-shirts in stock.
I’ve got a restock of my newspaper delivery bags with the extra rear pockets. These now have a
black strap rather than the chequered one.
XMAS CARDS
My anti-Santa Christmas Cards, which have been a mainstay of my website for 15 years (!), you
can order them individually, or in a 14x multipack or as packs of 12 of a specific design.
I also still have packs of the infamous Tony Blair Xmas Cards
which I pirated to help fund the Museum of Neoliberalism.
BOOKS
I used to try and convince my Mum that it would be a good idea to get me a computer game for my birthday/christmas because the game manual had “a lot of reading in it”. My range of books have a similar level of educational value, maybe slightly more.
MUGS
POSTCARDS
I also have a ton of postcards featuring most of my best work so far, they’re split into different
postcard packs based on the years I did them, but each is available individually.
AS EVER, THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT THROUGHOUT 2025!
MERRY CHRISTMAS ETC!
HAVE A GOOD ONE.
2025 + 2024 + 2023 ZINES
As a thanks to my Patreon backers I send them all an exclusive annual zine documenting all the work this support has helped me make through the year.
If you’d like a copy, just sign up for £3.50+ a month on my Patreon, and I’ll send you a copy of my 2024 AND 2023 zine (while stocks last!)
Patreon is the only way to get these zines. But there’s no minimum subscription, you can cancel anytime!
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