– Why is everyone so happy?
– Her Majesty has been on the throne for a hundred years!
– That’s a long time to be on the throne.
– And to think, she was only a baby when she started out.
– Now look at her!
– It makes you proud to be English.
– Or British.
– I think she is by far the best King we have ever had.
– What do you think has been her crowning achievement?
– ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’.
– Oh yeah! Classic!
– Classic!
Martin Stannard
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