– I’ve been spring cleaning the caravan.
– Wait a moment. I need to wake up and put on my “interested” face.
– I was in Aldi and they had a bottle of special “Caravan Cleaner”, which came in very handy.
– I think I must be dreaming.
– It’s brilliant. It’s the best £2.99 I’ve spent since those trousers in the Cancer Research shop.
– The medication is starting to kick in now. I’ll be with you in a moment.
– So, I’m ready for the new season. We can be “on the road” as soon as the decent weather arrives.
– I’m here now.
– Where do you fancy for our first weekend jaunt?
– I’ve always fancied seeing Paris between the wars. What do you think?
Martin Stannard
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