– I’m on strike.
– You don’t have a job.
– I have two jobs.
– What are they? Pray tell.
– I have to do the washing up and make the bed on alternate days.
– That sounds gruelling. What about the other alternate days?
– Nothing gets done.
– That’s the price of living alone.
– It’s the price of freedom.
– It’s the price of being a lazy slob.
Martin Stannard
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