(House of Commons, 11am)
I want some Tiffin in my tuck!
I don’t care about Trump’s truculent trumpetings
or Transatlantic trade deals
about Theresa’s testing troubles over Trident
or the tribulations of Transition towns
I want some Tiffin in my tuck!
I don’t care about teachers in Tottenham or Tooting
or terrorist threats in Teesside or Toxteth
about trends or downturns in the economy
or the trifling troubles of transvestites and transsexuals
I want some Tiffin in my tuck!
I don’t care about trainee nurses in Taunton or Truro
or tiresome tipping points in “the environment”
about terminal forecasts in “the people’s” NHS
or the territorial treason (in truth) of top-down development
I want some Tiffin!
I want some Tiffin in my tuck!
Heidi Stephenson
Picture Nick Victor