‘I haven’t even got a pot to piss in.’
There was once an old man who lived deep in the wood
where amongst the shady green he contemplated everything at
once.
One day a robber came upon him as he sat naked upon the
ground. The robber drew his sword demanding money and
food.
‘It’s no use asking me for such things,’ replied the old
man. ‘I haven’t even got a pot to piss in.’
Dave Tomlin