THE TAXIDERMIST DAMIEN HIRST
IS RATHER CROSS
YOU FEAR THE WORST
HE’S POINTING TO A SHARK THAT’S DIED
AND FLOATING IN FORMALDEHYDE
THE SHARK’S GONE OFF
THE TANK HAS BURST
UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR FACE IMMERSED
YOU BETTER GET YOUR FUCK IN FIRST
BEWARE THE ANGRY TV CHEF
WHO’S EVERY WORD BEGINS WITH F
HIS FRIDGE IS WANG
HIS OVEN’S NEFF
HIS POOR MAMA PRETENDS SHE’S DEAF
SO WATCH YOUR BACK, HE’S COMIN THROUGH
HE’S GOT SOME DOGSHIT ON HIS SHOE
I’M SURE HE’LL SOON BE BLAMING YOU
SO GET YOUR FUCK IN FIRST
I’D REALLY RATHER RUN A MILE
THAN SPEND AN HOUR WITH JEREMY KYLE
WHOSE BOTTOMLESS RESERVE OF BILE’S
DEVOID OF SUBSTANCE WIT OR STYLE
HIS LIPS, TOO CRUEL TO BE UNPURSED
WILL SNEER AND FROWN
THE MORE HE’S CURSED
IF YOU DON’T WANT YOUR BUBBLE BURST
I’D GET YOUR FUCKING
FUCK IN FIRST
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Colin Gibson
Picture Alice Platt
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