The Skripal Affair
Is the PM’s loincloth
Covering her
Embarrassing
Brexit rash
And giving her
The appearance
Of cohones
As her homosexual
Bonds manipulate
The pawns in a game
Stretching back
To Ivan The Terrible
And Mary The First
A powerless Queen
And a ruthless Despot
Plus ca change
Plus c’est la meme chess
Mes amis trompee