“Conservatives are very sexy people” – Peter Stringfellow

I’m a Tory prick
I’m a Tory cunt
I’m a Toryannosaurus Rex
uppity cuts
and hisses and tuts
anyone for Tory sex?

we tolerate ourselves
but not anyone else
we pass on our selfish genes
the survival of
the shittiest
is our Darwinian dream

cull the underclass
cull the unemployed
cull the effing left-wing
cull the Howards, the Portillos
and the Freuds
who needs effing blow-ins?

we’re the sour milk
of human meanness
we’re past our sell-by date
we’re horrendous hideous
horrible heinous
read all about it in The Daily Hate

(all members)

this is a Tory island!
this is a Tory island!
dinosaurs are not extinct
this is a Tory island!
this is a Tory island!
Torydactyls are on the wing



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3 Responses to THE TORY SONG

    1. come could have saved yourself a lot of time & effort ..just post ..YOU CUNT !

      Comment by JoHnny de-Lux on 31 August, 2012 at 6:58 pm
    2. So what is wrong with cunts? Surely you can think of something less alluring…

      Comment by Pantasillia on 12 September, 2012 at 6:22 pm
    3. The Tory prick and the Tory cunt are chosen deliberately because the poem is about breeding. It’s not a dog-eat-dog poem, it’s a Tory-breed-Tory poem.

      Comment by Prick on 13 September, 2012 at 1:35 pm

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