Styling of excessive height. ‘In short, it is not clear why it is called this’: art of the bun. As if that root Donald signals distinctive designs. No, not Coleridge, but the New Romantics. How CuntsWatching is central to an online debate. Lacking the ring of St Louis. A populist poetics of dodgy dos and mops on tops. And the official car of the MM@M is a [insert meaningless motor]. ‘Meet Me at Weeley’ was lesser known and less prescriptive. When a hitler youth isn’t cut from our acceptance.
Illustration Nick Victor