ASHAMED TO NAME HIM, SO I WON’T

a stump speech

The big-thumb ump bumpbumps like his golf dump’s empty sump pump. That extra-plump lump of lamb chump hums and thumps his grumpy drum and crumps the trumpet of our democracy.

He grumps us chumps again and again, jumps us full of mumps, and humps his frumpy strumpet’s rump on live TV.

 

 

 

Duane Vorhees


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