First of all, rules. I mean, we all wanna jumpoff the top of the slide,
do a triplebackflip with an ace landing. But if we jumpoff, we could
hita brother. Then brother’dcry. You’d still nail the landing
but brother’s crying’d spoil everyfin’. We all know we s’ppose
to go up the slide in single file. Pointless rule, but imagine we din’t.
We’d rush up gladiators like, and get stuck in the opening
‘cause there isn’t enough room.Then, father‘ll call the firebrigade
to come get us unstuck. They might even need to use the jaws of life
to cutoff the rails. We wouldn’t be able to slide anymore.
Best to follow everyfin’, watch everyone, say nofin’.