LEADER

When Gary Glitter asked
me to be in his gang

I didn’t know he was
a nonce though 

My mother didn’t like
the look of him and my

father said there ‘wiz a
want wi him’ but I

wrote to Jimmy Saville
anyway asking him to have a word

with Gary to be in his gang
not knowing that I was 

spinning a revolver on
a two-way spitroast

.

James McLaughlin

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