When controlling
the rodents
it is best to get a
fix
on procurement.
A ‘fixed’ contract
works best, the
pigeons coo –
tender, tender
coos that have not
gone to tender,
and so they laugh
too. And the stink
is cured by
odour control, this
available as well,
though secret deals
cost at least £100M,
which is a hoot:
owls not on a list for
bird control: their
shit, unlike pigeon’s,
expelled as pellets,
and yes, along with
PPE, PigeonsPoopOnYou.co.uk
can with govt. contracts
also sell guns.
Mike Ferguson