Pigeon Procurement


When controlling
the rodents

it is best to get a

on procurement.
A ‘fixed’ contract 

works best, the
pigeons coo –

tender, tender
coos that have not

gone to tender,
and so they laugh

too. And the stink
is cured by

odour control, this
available as well,

though secret deals
cost at least £100M,

which is a hoot:
owls not on a list for

bird control: their
shit, unlike pigeon’s,

expelled as pellets,
and yes, along with

PPE, PigeonsPoopOnYou.co.uk
can with govt. contracts

also sell guns.





   Mike Ferguson


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