SPORT POEMS

1. Basketball

Is a game
Despised by dwarfs

2. Snooker

If you want to sleep
During the day
Watch snooker on the TV

3. Tennis

I cannot watch man tennis
But lady tennis —
I can watch that

4. Rugby

Some rugby players are homosexual
Some people find that very hard to believe
— I don’t know why

5. Boxing

Doesn’t happen on Boxing Day
Which is strange

 

 

© Eric Eric, 2018

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