1. Basketball
Is a game
Despised by dwarfs
2. Snooker
If you want to sleep
During the day
Watch snooker on the TV
3. Tennis
I cannot watch man tennis
But lady tennis —
I can watch that
4. Rugby
Some rugby players are homosexual
Some people find that very hard to believe
— I don’t know why
5. Boxing
Doesn’t happen on Boxing Day
Which is strange
© Eric Eric, 2018