The privileged classes are a mess: hand-reared for stardom: surnames become brand names: first names accompanied by a ©: birth certificates completed with a ® ™: people no longer ask you what you do, (bad e-fucking-nough) they just wanna know who you’re screwing.
The Primrose Hill set’s spawn all go to circus school together of a Saturday arvo. Celebukids sign first pimping out contract as Pre-Teens, after which they throng together for ever after; moving in packs, picking up heroin addictions and perfecting bullying skills in the backrooms of hipster bars: Daddy’s Little Darling gets her tits out for Topshop, because “sweetie, that’s how I met Your Mum.”