— I need a new hobby. I am fed up with the hobby I have, and also I am out of quills.
— How about filattery?
— I was thinking about shod-slipping.
— Or gaff-making? It’s a good one for those evenings when the life force is at a low ebb.
— Perhaps I could take up musical composition. They say everyone has a symphony in them.
Martin Stannard
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