I want to explain
I have just chaired a meeting
I called this for reason
as we face whatever happens next
I believe stability and strong leadership
would have been essential
I want to regain control
It’s all about me
I look to the future
will let myself continue to govern
We need me now
My confidence remains high
I will lead this country
into immediate economic danger
I want to spread our new industrial strategy
a disastrous policy for our country
I will take control of our laws
of our money So I no longer pay
There is no turning back
attacks are in my thoughts today
I will target innocents
on a fictional mandate
I do not seek to fudge this issue
let it spiral out of control
We will continue to support military action
and prevent the spread of human rights
I don’t do solidarity, humanity and justice,
and will gossip about people over lunch
I don’t defend our common values
I am not the will of the people
I am confident I can deliver
it is ordinary working people who will pay
I will attack our democracy
starting with bigotry and hatred
But that is not the limit of my ambition
London is leaving Britain on Saturday evening
I am shutting the strong and stable door
now my horse has bolted
I am determined
I am absolutely clear in my own mind
I is what I will do
This is what strong leadership is about
Theresa May remixed by Rupert Loydell