The handsome boy is all over me like jam on bread’n’butter
He doesn’t realize that all I want to do is throw him under a bus
I shall do that in my own good time after I’ve let him sweat
leaving puddles of himself on the linoleum in his mummy’s kitchen
I’m sick of romantic love All I want to do is wash my hair’n’go
The ruthless approach worked extremely well in the wildlife park
and it works just as well in matters of the heart Which reminds me:
I have to sharpen my tongue before I become almost likeable
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C.J. Driscoll
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