He wiff waffs with the truth
But now the ball’s in his court
‘Hey Donald!
Look what our privilege bought’
The orange man
And the Blonde buffoon
Half of us dreaming
It’s all just a cartoon
Fudged with the figures
The treasury sends
What are 350 million lies
Between Bullingdon friends?
The wheels on his Brexit bus
Have a puncture again
But he’s hopped on a Boris bike
Straight to Number 10
Is there even such a thing
As the national mood?
Characterized on all sides
By this Etonian DUD(E)
Jonathan Owen