CAULIFLOWER
Did I already
write a poem
called this?
Maybe I’ll change it to
COURGETTE
§
SUNRISE
The vicar
says
it’s God
turning on
the lights
§
VICAR
A van came
and
took him
away
§
MYTHOLOGY
Our history teacher
Miss Smith
had a lisp
We called her
Myth Myth
§
CHEESE
Children love
cheese
and often smell
like it
§
FORGET
If I could
remember
this poem
would not be called
FORGET
§
ROB
He’s a nice bloke
but
I can’t
approve
of his shoplifting
§
LAPTOP
It’s a new one
Rob got it
for me
*
.
Eric Eric
Picture Nick Victor
.