– I’m dismayed by the youth of today.
– They have no respect.
– They have no respect, and they’re so young!
– Indeed. I was at the bus stop today and there were two lads there and they were younger than I was when I was their age.
– And the girls!
– Don’t get me started on the girls.
– The girls today are in league. They’re in league so every time they see me they do their best to make me feel old and no longer sexually desirable.
– They’re in league against me in exactly the same way!
– As if I care whether or not they think I’m sexually desirable!
– As if!