– I’m looking forward to seeing the President even though he’s only passing through.
– I’m not interested.
– I shall be one of the waving and cheering multitude lining the carriageway as he passes through.
– I am not interested.
– I shall be waving with one hand and holding up my banner in my other hand.
– Not interested.
– My banner says MR. PRESIDENT I ADMIRE AND RESPECT YOU AND BELIEVE THAT YOU FULLY INTEND TO DO WHAT YOU HAVE PROMISED TO DO BUT I RATHER WISH YOU WOULD GET A MOVE ON NONE OF US ARE GETTING ANY YOUNGER.
– Oh, I see there’s a programme on television tonight called ‘Princess Margaret: Rebel Royal’. I think I’ll give that a watch.
– I’m not interested.
Martin Stannard