“Dancing will not be allowed at indoor hospitality venues or nightclubs” – COVID-19 restrictions, Australia, 23 June 2021.
Dancing will not be allowed – do not even imagine a two-step; do not tap your feet.
Dancing will not be allowed – though, if you’re a billionaire, feel free to board your private jet.
Dancing will not be allowed – skipping on the footpath may be possible next week.
Dancing will not be allowed – and we’re also concerned about unwarranted happiness.
Dancing will not be allowed – the Australian character prefers a planted elbow and laconic beer.
Dancing will not be allowed – try a boutique ice cream from the fridge.
Dancing will not be allowed – but your grandparents may hum a wedding waltz on their anniversary.
Dancing will not be allowed – no jazz hands, please!
Dancing will not be allowed – we’ve already said we won’t fund the arts.
Dancing will not be allowed – but you’re permitted to stand near train tracks to feel the shudder in your bones.
Dancing will not be allowed – improvisations may even lead to imprisonment.
Dancing will not be allowed – there can be no salsa on your chips.
Dancing will not be allowed – please enjoy your cake (without the walk), at the appropriate distance.
Dancing will not be allowed – under no circumstances should you attempt to touch your spouse.
Cassandra Atherton and Paul Hetherington
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