Delivery Drivers

Though my new delivery driver seems completely unaware, I intentionally compete with his unchanging attire when we meet at the front door: he always wearing brightly coloured jumpers and me countering with combos of contrasting patterns – for example, today’s blue and grey vertical stripped pyjama bottoms against a green and turquoise check shirt. Replacing my previous regular guy, this lad is smaller but as lean as him (the former so tall and thin he looked too fragile for the job but would easily carry a single box filled with three packs of heat logs, which is 36 of them). In another change, the delivery company name is now altered from Hermes to Evri, so a Herald to the Gods has become an Evriperson in a rebranded piece of accidental levelling.



Mike Ferguson

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