“First things first. Who won?”’
“Um er…”
“So you lost,”
“Well no. Not exactly.”
“Draw?”
“Em, no not exactly.”
“Well, who was on your side?
“Em, er most everyone…I suppose.”
“Well who did they field?”
“Same as us, most everyone,”
“Everyone, on both sides?”
“Some of the time, yes.”
“Well how did you know who was on your side?”
“Mostly didn’t.”
“Bloody odd, if you ask me!”
“Didn’t.”
“I beg your pardon?”
“What you done?”
“Nothing. Didn’t what?”
“Didn’t… ask… you.”