Monday
9 a.m. Call Audrey and order “ointment”
2 p.m. Meet The Angry Spinsters outside House of Frazer
(remember to take placard)
Tuesday
10.30 a.m. Meet The Angry Spinsters outside Poundland
(remember to take placard and packed lunch)
3.00 p.m. Chiropodist (remember to wash feet)
Wednesday
10.00 a.m. Meet The Angry Spinsters – railway station foyer
(remember to take placard and Railcard)
2.00 p.m. Hairdresser (remember to clean ears)
Thursday
10.30 a.m. Return library books
9 p.m. Meet The Angry Spinsters under the clock
(dark clothing only – and remember to take flashlight and rounders bat)
Friday
10.00 a.m. Taxi to Lidl
2.30 p.m. Angry Spinsters committee strategy meeting (at Pamela’s)
– remember to take gingerbread men people
6 p.m. Yoga
Martin Stannard
Illustration Nick Victor