Roll up, Roll up.
To form the advisory commissions,
the NGO’s, the consultative
councils, standing committees,
select committees and sub-
committees, NHS,
health care, transport, work
and pensions.
Master Jonathon
Cuthbert Freddy Ramsbottom
appointed head of telephone
call waiting algorithms:
salary: £300
a week: one system
for all departments and
a variation of Verdis
Four Seasons plus
Carols from King’s to cover
Christmas.
A committee
has been appointed
to nominate an ombudsman
chiefly to answer the question
of installing soap dispensers
to comply with the corporation’s
private finance initiative;
perpetual hot taps
not having motion sensors.
We have appointed a joint
committee to protest against
the reduction of orders. Meanwhile
the guards play midweek
Thunderball and the moths complain
about the lack of cowls
on the new street lamps.
What can I say?
Daddy, Daddy, their portraits
all look remarkably similar;
their eyes follow you round
the room.
Marcus Blackett
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