— meet at Southampton Central Station (10.30am)
Purchase a return ticket to Cosham. Our train will depart at 10.44am. We will alight from the train at Portchester at 11.23am.Those travelling by road
Meet us at Fort Nelson (PO17 6AN). Fort Nelson is a Royal Armouries museum. There is free parking. (Portchester Station has no car park so don’t go there. )
We will walk to Fort Nelson (entrance is free and there is a cafe, toilets, etc.) and conduct a suburban ritual in the Powder Examining Room. We will then visit Paulsgrove chalk pit to look at the Cooper Shelter and the Underground Radio Station. Having completed our investigations we will head for The Churchillian pub (PO6 3LS).Those travelling by rail will return via to Cosham Station
Trains to Southampton: 17.26, 17.39, 17.46, 17.51, 18.06, 18.26, 18.39, 18.46 &c.nb.
A free anal clitoris will be available to all who attend. To receive your free anal clitoris simply approach any officer in uniform during the day and shout “I claim my free anal clitoris”.
Peter Riley in Fortnightly Review
A creepy journey through sunlight and dampness, ending in an Armageddon of sorts. This book creates an atmosphere of rare beauty
and horror that has stayed with me for days.
Claire Lewis, International Times
This is not a book for those of a nervous disposition!
Steve Spence, Stride magazine
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