Trust us, we’ve got a plan.
Everyone off the bus,
come on. Will you just look
at that view? They say on a
clear day you can see
Winston Churchill’s forehead.
OK, that’s all we’ve got
time for, ladies and gents.
Exit through the gift shop,
please. Yes, come on, that’s it,
form an orderly queue.
No, I don’t mean ‘Like lemmings
off the Cliffs of Dover.’
There’s something for everyone,
look: Uncle Edward’s hairpiece,
Mrs Jones’ old bicycle
complete with bell and basket,
George Formby’s ukulele,
Aunt Edna’s dentures. What?
The fun’s scheduled for later
with everyone’s washing
nicely Persiled. See you
on the green in your whites.
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Mark Kirkbride
Pic Claire Palmer
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Bio
Mark Kirkbride is the author of two novels, Game Changers of the Apocalypse (a semi-finalist in the 2019 Kindle Book Awards) and Satan’s Fan Club, both published by Omnium Gatherum. His short stories can be found in Under the Bed, Sci Phi Journal, Disclaimer Magazine and Flash Fiction Magazine. His poetry has appeared in the Big Issue, the Morning Star, the Mirror and Horror Writers Association chapbooks. https://markkirkbride.com/
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